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She coulda just fixed it.

Damn I began wondering about what I would see in my fantasy machine. I think I saw a zombie horde and sword fights. Plus"not even houdini could escape this thing!!"

then what am I here for!!!

that was damn funny. almost on par with the original metal gear awesome movies

i miss my father. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That was one hell of a funny skit. I do agree with others though that it does lack some pacing.

Can I have some of your milk, Speed?

"My wife's name is mom... MOM!" Hilarity

that was great

"Luigi returned his knife to Wal-mart. He told the store clerk it couldn't cut through mushrooms. The store clerk didn't care... and neither do I." The ending segment was pure genius. A great parody.

100% pure awesomeness in a bottle

Personally, I'd like to see more, because that was soooo awesome. I loved the part involving the thwomps. I enjoyed the ending and I'd love to see a sequel.

I squish youuu!

That was easily one of the best mario impersonations I've ever heard.

hahahahaha

stranger, stranger, now THAT's a weapon!

Pure Pwnage

This game was awesome. And for the guy who was wondering on how to kill the panzer tanks. just shoot the hell out of them.

More Mario

gah! you simply can't find decent sprite movies anymore, huh?